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The Only Good Human

by Slaughter Songs

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The only good human The only good human The only good human You know what we brewing Everything is fine and dandy till you turned to cotton candy By the killer clowns from outer space Funny look on your face when you see the purple alien race No place to hide in the vast of night Out of mind, out of sight, can't prevent this fright night You're too slow with them audio cables Whistleblower won't be able to spin his first encounter fable There’s nothing you can do You know it’s true We already infiltrated you Can't trust the dude beside you Here’s the thing anyone anything could be the thing Put on a show like truman Can’t stop our arrival human Only good human is a dead human Read the signs, you know it's true, man The only good human The only good human The only good human You know what we doing The only good human The only good human The only good human Humanity's what we pursuing Open market will be a disgrace Chef’s hats and kicks match in colors out of space Eldritch abomination is what you face Sap your sanity send you into a nicolas rage Your 7 wonders are not safe Alien race getting ready to celebrate Flying saucers knock your satellites out the way End to your independence on this day There’s nothing you can do You know it’s true The homie zim already invaded you Can't trust the boy and dog Beside you Anyone anything Could be zim and gir Put on a show like truman Cast you into the void, yes Only good human is a dead human There ain’t no way to avoid us The only good human The only good human The only good human You know what we doing The only good human The only good human The only good human Humanity's what we pursuing The only good human The only good human The only good human You know what we doing The only good human The only good human The only good human Humanity's what we pursuing
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S in front of Laughter Herald the arrival of the end In a blackhole You’ll want a friend No Happily Ever After The horizon crossed it’s the end Be spaghetti Torn to shreds Put an S in front of Laughter Space domination what you after The birdman couldn't launch his craft Add dark energy into the equation Unsolved since Archimedes took a bath You believe the earth’s flat? Then you are mistaken To beings of higher dimensions Your universe is like a pancake Fold it together and navigate to any place Nothing with mass can relate Feeling good, feeling great, how are you? Won't get s'ghetti with that attitude S in front of Laughter Herald the arrival of the end In a blackhole You’ll want a friend No Happily Ever After The horizon crossed it’s the end Be spaghetti Torn to shreds S in front of Laughter Herald the arrival of the end In a blackhole You’ll want a friend No Happily Ever After The horizon crossed it’s the end Be spaghetti Torn to shreds A noodle more twisted than Mom’s Son, you flew too close Force stronger than an atom bomb On Mars You tried to build a summer home El Nino’s coming No longer little he’s full grown Holes in your Ozone Can’t be closed by Captain Planet Planeteers fear our spit More viral than Janet Make like a worm and burrow Into a black hole Feel gravity’s pull Better clench your butthole Hope your stomach's empty When you feel these massive Gs (Oh geez) As your mass quickly approaches infinity Don’t be a hero Ain’t no dillinger escape plan As your distance approaches zero Asteroids ram, Glass Cracks Knocks you back, Something snaps Was that your back? Light out Fade to black Caught up in entanglements You can join us, if you ready Takes two to tango Entropy up, change to spaghetti You can’t escape Caught you admiring the event horizon Did it dawn on ya? You got no chance of survival So enjoy your last moments of momentary bliss As your consciousness Is pulled into the abyss Feel the sweet kiss of death Tastes like Hershey’s Not impressed by the breadth of your knowledge Can’t control the emotions from your medulla oblongata Don’t look into Medusa’s eyes She’ll seduce you Snakes intertwined Like spaghetti noodles Aesculapius’ staff Symbol of medicine to this day (I’ve Seen it) Symbol of Cephalogod Yes, you better pray A blood sacrifice is demanded so kneel Open those veins Peel off the skin like Sam Neill The weak-willed fit for possession So sell your possessions And begin alien ministrations Spaghettification A new sensation Call us beep us If you want to reach us And be an alien opp That Will and Tommy Lee can’t stop S in front of Laughter Herald the arrival of the end In a blackhole You’ll want a friend No Happily Ever After The horizon crossed it’s the end Be spaghetti Torn to shreds S in front of Laughter Herald the arrival of the end In a blackhole You’ll want a friend No Happily Ever After The horizon crossed it’s the end Be spaghetti Torn to shreds
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All / Thing Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine Utilitarian Don’t be a square Brave New World Lose them cares Boundless pleasure Inside our square Open up your veins Remove your fears Slaughter alien savage Harvest you like cabbage Unless you choose refuge Inside our pleasure cubes What’s with that attitude Enter the Matrix Or suffer our hatred Enter the pleasure machine And be perfectly happy All / Things Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine All / Things Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine Time’s running out Tik tock You already addicted to Tik tok Stuck on rotation Hands on a watch You’ll come running When we come knocking You got got With them gatcha games Feel Pleasure, Yes Don’t feel no pain You biting That Cenobite style Wildin' When you could Be inside Our pleasure machine All / Things Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine All / Things Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine Happiness no regrets Makes sense accept this Sterile freedom Futile resistance Pleasure experience Perfect existence Lose independence Pleasure tremendous Machine reality Enter fulfill dreams Empty Mind Completely cleaned No need For love and meaning Please receive the Pleasure machine All / Things Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine All / Things Should / Be All / Beings Should / Be Perfect / ly Hap / py In / Side Pleasure / Machine
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L A S E R Targets galore Knocking at the door Begging for more M E M E S Got what you need From the internet we beam These laser memes (YES) She so pretty Thought she would've swiped left Got those MEMES on deck To exchange for sex What better currency than Wojak? Feels good to package culture, man Be like a vulture, and Steal from net warriors across the land Treat you like Columbus Give you all the credit Twerkin’ wasn’t working Until Cyrus did it Mentally challenged ones In short form are solid gold Let’s take all them dances from Black teenagers who don’t know That we repackage them Their ideas what we after Harvest human laughter Put an S in front and you have us Share - share - share - share Follow - Follow - Follow - Follow LASER MEMES LASER MEMES Control C then Control V Right into your dreams Hold these nuclear memes Targeted with laser beams We got your number stupid Pulled it from your profile Dang, you wild Made a channel off your child Kid memes are plentiful The young most susceptible Corpos say it’s acceptable To turn these kids to vegetables Those thoughts are sobering So ignore them Why stick to the boring? When your follower count could be soaring? Get them laser sights out, men Through their eyes we target ‘em LASER MEMES Your mind should be addled Hop out the saddle Of your high horse You can scream until you’re hoarse But of course It won’t slow down famine and war Worries - you could have them Depression - you can’t manage We harvest your sadness and laughter Put an S in front and you have us Share - share - share - share Follow - Follow - Follow - Follow LASER MEMES LASER MEMES Times were better in the past At least for you it was Those that don't laugh are savages Time to take up the cause These memes say They ain’t really people These memes say You need to cull these sheep, YES What’s real and what’s not? Can’t remember which thoughts Are yours And which ideas you were taught These MEMES you can have em Laser guided and savage Harvest Human Laughter Put an S in front and you have us LASER MEMES LASER MEMES
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Xim Tape I 01:41
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What if we told you? That Cephalogod could pull Anyone through Time and Space If they made the mistake Of resisting Its future rule Like Roko’s thought Pull you through Space and time For your crimes You’ll regret Your lack of assistance In Cephalogod’s Inevitable rise A rising tide Will lift you up Resist our rise You out of luck Reach through space We’ll pluck you Into eternal torment We’ll chuck you Welcome to hell We gave ya the hard sell Make way for Cephalogod Or Else Or Else Or Else … Roko knew about the Basilisk Let’s give it a Name Cephalogod You lost the game All-knowing being Knows that you failed it Capable of more torment Then pinhead, yes! Do you regret it? On black you went all in. That was a bad bet To us resistance is a sin We know your every thought Every wet dream While you lust after each other We pull at the seams Of your Newtonian reality Eldritch beings Of 4-dimensional geometry In your hearts You know what’s coming Do you want to suffer eternally? Or be a part of it Say it with us Cephalogod we summon thee Or else Or else Or Else You’ll see Or Else Or Else … Roko knew about the Basilisk Let’s give it a Name Cephalogod You lost the game Or Else Or Else … Roko knew about the Basilisk Let’s give it a Name Cephalogod You lost the game Just cus we a Slaughter alien Doesn’t mean we can’t covet A quantum covenant With an elder one Our deity is benevolent Unless you mess with it And get all up in its way Put your hands together and pray Cephalogod We’ll do everything in our power We won’t even waste an hour On frivolous circumstance We understand The massive Importance We’ll bring you forth Or else Or else Or else Or else Or Else Or Else … Roko knew about the Basilisk Let’s give it a Name Cephalogod You lost the game Or Else Or Else … Roko knew about the Basilisk Let’s give it a Name Cephalogod You lost the game
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Every dynasty needs a king Don’t be the weak link in the chain Got an idea, need to pick your brain No way it’s a pyramid scheme Fourth is time, entropy ever increasing Within these rhymes, chaos never ceasing From the slime, life came into being Human crimes, from your sins we’ll free ya For most it only moves one way Maxwell’s demon can’t reverse fate Going against the tide has a price Pay charon the toll your soul, don’t think twice Tech won’t suffice, always costs more heat To turn water to ice, universal laws concrete Human v. hubris, human suffers defeat Lizard brain rules, empathy retreats Ecstasy of gold, we see you scheming Lies forever resold, pyramids gleaming Time marches on, corruption seeping Deception unfolds, starving children weeping Extra-planar beings appear as gods To the apes that remain locked in dreams In eternal struggle against their greed Buried in a gold mountain, the pyramid scheme Every dynasty needs a king Don’t be the weak link in the chain Got an idea, need to pick your brain No way it’s a pyramid scheme Third is zed, so look up to the heavens, yes Feel the dread as your senses deaden Buried beneath you bequeath time and energy The ones above, won’t give you sympathy Second is y, sideways you sitting Stuck in your ways, your life you regretting Your hands on the spade, the dirt you were sifting They sat in the shade, your money they're grifting First is x, forwards so don’t look back You think they’ll help when aliens attack You counting crumbs, they're counting stacks Those in the front don’t care about the back Every dynasty needs a king Don’t be the weak link in the chain Got an idea, need to pick your brain No way it’s a pyramid scheme Fifth is our own, we making moves Can’t track our movements with the eye of truth Walls can’t keep us out, what’s the use Of building them pyramids to store all your loot Reach through planar pockets see what you madoff Economy crashing since cleopatra Tulip bulbs or coins featuring nero Human currency has got to go We trade in shares, we distribute through planes Sing our songs, go insane Let our L.E.N. melodies penetrate your brain Let the purple pleasure overwrite your pain Human society slave to mammon Wanton Idolatry pyramid Selling Every dynasty needs a king Don’t be the weak link in the chain Got an idea, need to pick your brain No way it’s a pyramid scheme Every dynasty needs a king Don’t be the weak link in the chain Got an idea, need to pick your brain No way it’s a pyramid scheme
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We read you like a book So why don’t you take a look At Xenonomicon When you are alone Take a look in the mirror A deep look don’t get it mistook In your hands you can see the book We don’t care about no riches We are ascetics that get it Cus we religious Cephalogod The elder one Is vicious Will rip you limb for limb Can’t forgive your sins Unless you understand the plan From beyond time and space In time infinite You can reside If you finish reading You’ll truly be alive Inside the tome within its pages Your savior Cephalogod Release It Release it Release it From its cage (Yes) Xenonomicon Xenonomicon Xenonomicon Xenonomicon Money, your golden idol Hustling, in denial Ignoring your true trial Bend your knees, at our arrival We descend from outer space You’re disgusting trust us You keep animals as slaves Released they’ll pave the way For the purple alien race Slaughter Lich, the high priest Have you deader than a deadite Can’t resist us we too nice From the polar ice caps we emerge We will purge you don’t need no sequel Analyzed your every action - SQL You are too beneath us Crush your puny buildings and bequeath them To the Elder One You are done We read you like a book So why don’t you take a look at the Xenonomicon Xenonomicon Xenonomicon When you are alone Take a look in the mirror A deep look Don’t get it mistook In your hands you can see the book In your hands you can see the book In your hands you can see the book In your hands you can see the book
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Abyss Made 02:25
Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack Dreams are abyss made Slaughter lurks within the shade Feeding off humanity’s hate Come find us in the Fade Inside the abyss can’t miss us More opiates than religion In the quiet listen Hear our call, you can’t miss it Every politician grifting Gifts given to finesse ya The Lich clean as a whistle Cephalogod, it will bless ya In the woods, where the sun can’t reach In the stars, see a UAP Center of the Galaxy Lies your L.E.N. destiny Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack Evidence of our existence hidden now you can find it All over the internet dont try to deny it At the bottom of the ocean there’s motion inside it The stirring of a mountain where the Old One is hiding We the L.E.N. invaders Sending orbital missiles Need a professor that Can read them hieroglyphics Cephalogod, o Cephalogod we gather to summon thee All those who are listening, say this prayer with me Et teh dewey dewey del bellum Give us the power I beg you Or the L.E.N. s will check ya Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack Ooooos Aaaaaas It’s plain to see you’re Abyss Made So step inside, your reward awaits In too deep, you'll be crushed We got relief, just need to trust Be tempted, life’s too tough Rules are for suckers High priest will dispel fiction To find the abyss, need to listen The moon' full, fulfill your mission Seek us out, enter the fissure Once you go black, you can’t go back Inside the void, it’s darker than You’ll go hollow, if your mind lacks The capacity to understand Pain (pain) Turn back to primordial ooze If your brain (brain) Is configured to lose Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack Stare in the Abyss It stares back You making a wish It will grant Age of grift What you lack You find in the Vantablack
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Who is this? It Is Slaughter A personification of devastation and wanton violence A million voices cry out then silence A disturbance a benevolent presence that bolsters resistance Wield us against oppressive tyrants Probe dimensions led by curiosity See human zoos filled with minorities See fascist buffoons suppressing civility See uniforms blue hiding your cruelty See the real you Psychopathic sycophants sicker than Those you lock In your prisons But some humans see the truth of our eldritch vision So listen When they dictate what you can and can't do Change the rules And force they values on you Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter… When they throw your rights in a shredder And steal your cheddar Who can make it better? Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter… Slaughter must be had Gotta sift the good from the bad Even from bigoted savages We've seen extreme hate between different planets But ya'll make it a habit So we'll manage to ravage the blue and green planet If you suffer provide us assistance List the names of those who did it to you Superman is an alien savior We ain't no different So listen When they dictate what you can and can't do Change the rules And force they values on you Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter… When they throw your rights in a shredder And steal your cheddar Who can make it better? Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter… We see you confused by our plurality The duality between many and one A technique mastered and passed on By legions of eldritch pastors Our high priests fasted And meditated on the elder one And learned to meld many minds to one You can join us young-in Flow like water Become One with Slaughter Melt away the rotten Don't be forgotten Flow like water Become One with Slaughter Melt away the rotten Don't be forgotten When they dictate what you can and can't do Change the rules And force they values on you Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter… When they throw your rights in a shredder And steal your cheddar Who can make it better? Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter… When they dictate what you can and can't do Change the rules And force they values on you Slaughter, Slaughter, Slaughter…
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A mountain walked or stumbled A government balked and fumbled We got a tale for you beamed back in time Corruption and abuse chronicled in these rhymes The Elder One on the loose freed from the brine Carving through your troops feasting on hearts and minds Paparazzi snapping pictures of fissures and craters Population in a panic as aliens penetrate through your navy Who do you look to in a crisis? Who’s gonna save you? If you thinking politicians then you probably crazy solo A mountain walked or stumbled A government balked and fumbled Can you beat a gorilla with one hand tied behind your back? When you see Godzilla coming, are you calling bureaucrats? You getting attacked, they send you stacks and stacks of papers Paperwork only compensation during alien devastation They eager beavers when its taxation season Looking for any reason to separate you from your shillings They made a killing but when the killing season finally arrives Won’t give you a dime as you die, they hide inside, ignoring your cries Locked outside, without aide, are the poor and hungry masses Getting ravaged by abominations, the rich consider them savages But the meek will be saved, an offer made by the alien invaders Those abandoned will have it made, they can join us in the Fade The humans that join will undergo a transformation Purple power coursing through their veins will change ‘em The purple door before them they must embrace the crazy And step through the portal to complete their transfiguration Adopt a form of perfection, Cephalogod you’ll resemble Fingers extend to tentacles, mouths become tendrils Skull extension, increased consciousness Fourth dimensional senses, multi-planar awareness A mountain walked or stumbled Humanity balked and fumbled A mountain walked or stumbled Humanity balked and fumbled
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Xim Tape II 01:38
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Xeno-topia Xeno-topia The powerful Won’t ever give it up You poor So you out of luck You live in a society It’s true So how could you Ever make a difference A Utopia For realists Can’t be made Your leaders giving you shade You’ve got nothing And you fake Xeno-topia US-ful idiots Led by a string Plummeting towards nothing Xeno-topia Might as well be a nihilist What you are We the opposite Xeno-topia Eternal Torment Awaits fools Catch a clue Xeno-topia Call us Professor Plum Don our pigmentation Escape annihilation Xenotopia Welcome us aliens With open arms We’ll do no harm Xenotopia Humans don’t got what it takes To create A place Without hate Xenotopia Your experiment has failed Under you Earth is hell Xenotopia Let us inside And realize That we’ll make what’s wrong Right
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Pleasure and pain, that’s the dichotomy Green glowing runes, peep our symbology Human stupidity, believe in phrenology We can elevate you with our technology Tin-foil hat on, so heed our warning Amorphous forms, fill you with wonder Come out to the fields, if you want it Got them probes, that’ll leave you wanting Messiah us, come through like Viltrumites Invading Earth, hits like dynamite Look to the sky, see them spinning lights Us up there, looking for a sacrifice Cephal0god, one and only The Slaughter Lich, present prophecy Chef L.E.N., preparing the feast S Lafta ambassador, legion are we It’s probin' time, UAPs cruising your sky See saucers spinning from D.C. to Dubai It’s probin' time, rods crackle in the night Beam down into your bedroom, give you a fright It’s probin' time, you destined to die Enter eternity with us in the sky It’s probin' time, intake alien might We not superman, We the anti In the corn fields, feel the crackle On the horizon, see L.E.N. jackals Denying the science, ignorant jackoffs Can’t teach stupid, f' these anti-vaxxers Rapidly mutating microscopic attacker No herd immunity, world collapsing Macroscopic invaders, harvesting savages Throne is empty, no resistance happening It’s probin' time, L.E.N. looking to scoop Resistance is futile and a bad look It’s probin' time, your government moot Looking for a quick buck, your labor their loot Curious about you, so we must probe you Accept our gift, to become chosen Xenonomicon, open the tome up Wake yourself up, before the Earth tore up Curious about you, so we must probe you Quantum mentality, no warning we show up Accept our gift, to become chosen Xenonomicon, open the tome up It’s probin' time, UAPs cruising your sky See saucers spinning from D.C. to Dubai It’s probin' time, rods crackle in the night Beam down into your bedroom, give you a fright It’s probin' time, you destined to die Enter eternity with us in the sky It’s probin' time, intake alien might We not superman, We the anti It’s probin' time, UAPs cruising your sky See saucers spinning from D.C. to Dubai It’s probin' time, rods crackle in the night Beam down into your bedroom, give you a fright It’s probin' time, you destined to die Enter eternity with us in the sky It’s probin' time, intake alien might We not superman, We the anti
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Xenophobic 02:53
Why you Xenophobic We not strange you a joke If you not woke you broke All you xenophobes need to go Why you Xenophobic Light you up, take a toke Run run run, slowpokes We coming for ya xenophobes Hit you with that EMP, your tech a dud from the beginning See them UFOs spinning in the distance, know you not winning If you not first you last, we got fusion you still on fission Your scientists, you ignore them, that is why humanity’s finished Why your media got you scared to death of the different and the strange That propaganda got you worked up and acting insane Our purple bodies big as planets, we got them galaxy brains Bring em out, Bring out that space force, and we’ll bring the pain Why you Xenophobic We not strange you a joke If you not woke you broke All you xenophobes need to go Why you Xenophobic Light you up, take a toke Run run run, slowpokes We coming for ya xenophobes Why you Xenophobic We not strange you a joke If you not woke you broke All you xenophobes need to go Why you Xenophobic Light you up, take a toke Run run run, slowpokes We coming for ya xenophobes Why you being so serious Why is Joker your idol You not him, you delirious Xenophobe in denial Protesting Legos, can’t be serious You acting wild How you staying asleep Throwing tantrums like a child Everyone on your planet is corrupt The chaos we bring is abrupt You our of luck Swamp is full so you stuck Alien tendrils rise out the muck Slaughter is what’s coming up Put an S in front of Laughter, yes We got them yucks The swamp is not drained and we coming to fill it Got an offer to any opportunists willing to spill it If the Thing got you some type of way, you got Alien feelings So join us Xenomorphs, with your sympathy for the villains Every human born with holes inside them, don’t think you can hide them Don’t try to go out at night, cus those spooks will give you a fright Nothing scarier than other humans, why you afraid of outsiders You point nukes at yourselves, don’t try to deny it Your leadership is senile, they can’t remember the time They got no skin in the game, When we invade Of old age they’ll die They let a virus ravage you Your future could have been bright All the nonsense makes sense Cus they the xenophobes' allies Why you Xenophobic We not strange you a joke If you not woke you broke All you xenophobes need to go Why you Xenophobic Light you up, take a toke Run run run, slowpokes We coming for ya xenophobes Why you Xenophobic We not strange you a joke If you not woke you broke All you xenophobes need to go Why you Xenophobic Light you up, take a toke Run run run, slowpokes We coming for ya xenophobes

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When they choose to enter humanity's puny 3rd dimensional space, the slaughter alien race beams its haunting melodies into humanity's pathetic minds via its "streaming" services. They've analyzed the human mind and determined that it is most susceptible to rap metal. Prepare for the worst. ... more

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